Tie-Dye Meltdown
Biker Short / Prototype
Hand-finished bleed tie-dye / drawcord tips
// Final garment photography pending. This is a prototype render card. Preorder early, receive first-batch transmission.
// Drop 001
Tie-Dye Meltdown Biker Short
$82.00 USD
Compression bikers for full-system malfunction.
A 7-inch inseam biker short in a bleed-stained tie-dye treatment that looks like a feeling you are not supposed to have. Squat-tested. Sheer-proof.
// Details
- — 7" inseam
- — Wide contoured waistband
- — Hand-finished tie-dye — every piece unique
// Fabric
Supplex nylon / elastane, 280 GSM
// Fit
High-rise, compressive, never sheer.
// Care
Cold wash inside out, lay flat.
// Shipping
US-based fulfillment. All prices USD. Preorders ship in 2–4 weeks. See shipping & returns.
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