Too Misanthropic For This
Tank / Mainline
Racerback cut / matte ink slogan
// Final garment photography pending. This is a prototype render card. Preorder early, receive first-batch transmission.
// Drop 001
Too Misanthropic For This Tank
$48.00 USD
For the girl who showed up anyway.
A fitted racerback tank for lifting, leaving, and never responding to the group chat. Cut close to the body in a soft-but-structured bamboo jersey.
// Details
- — Racerback cut
- — Printed chest slogan
- — Slight crop — sits just above the hip
// Fabric
Bamboo viscose / cotton jersey, 160 GSM
// Fit
Fitted, slightly cropped.
// Care
Cold wash, lay flat.
// Shipping
US-based fulfillment. All prices USD. Preorders ship in 2–4 weeks. See shipping & returns.
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