Bundy Would Have Tricked Me
Contraband File
Restricted garment file / not for clean girl protocols
// Final garment photography pending. This is a prototype render card. Preorder early, receive first-batch transmission.
// Contraband
Ted Bundy Would Have Tricked Me
$54.00 USD
Dark-humor crop for the too-online misanthrope.
A cropped fitted tee printed with a sentence you will absolutely get stopped for. Social satire. Wear responsibly.
// Details
- — Shrunken fit
- — Matte ink print
- — Final sale
// Fabric
Ring-spun cotton, 180 GSM
// Fit
Fitted, cropped.
// Care
Cold wash inside out.
// Shipping
US-based fulfillment. All prices USD. Preorders ship in 2–4 weeks. See shipping & returns.
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