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// Biker Shorts

System Failure Biker Short

$78.00 USD

Squat-tested. Never sheer. Always offensive.

A 6-inch inseam everyday biker in a buttery compression knit with a contoured high-rise waistband. Sized to hold you through every malfunction.

Size

Size Guide

// Ready to ship. Ships in 2–5 business days from US.

// Details

  • — 6" inseam
  • — High-rise contoured waistband
  • — Flatlock seams

// Fabric

Supplex nylon / elastane, 270 GSM

// Fit

High-rise, compressive, non-sheer.

// Care

Cold wash inside out, lay flat.

// Shipping

US-based fulfillment. All prices USD. Preorders ship in 2–4 weeks. See shipping & returns.

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