Ketamine Ice Cream
Contraband File
Offensive satire object / final sale
// Final garment photography pending. This is a prototype render card. Preorder early, receive first-batch transmission.
// Contraband
Ketamine Ice Cream Fuck Machine
$52.00 USD
A post-ironic baby tee too unstable for the mainframe.
A shrunken baby tee printed with a sentence that means nothing and everything. Contraband. Limited. Final sale.
// Details
- — Shrunken fit
- — High-density print
- — Limited run
// Fabric
Ring-spun cotton, 180 GSM
// Fit
Fitted and cropped.
// Care
Cold wash inside out.
// Shipping
US-based fulfillment. All prices USD. Preorders ship in 2–4 weeks. See shipping & returns.
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