Grandpa Incident Crop
Contraband File
Offensive satire object / access requires bad judgment
// Final garment photography pending. This is a prototype render card. Preorder early, receive first-batch transmission.
// Drop 001
I Woke Up Next To Your Grandpa Crop
$48.00 USD
Contraband crop for statements too unstable for the mainframe.
A shrunken slogan crop for the post-ironic protagonist. Limited run. Final sale. Do not wear this to your in-laws.
// Details
- — Shrunken crop fit
- — Front slogan // high-density print
- — Ribbed neckline
// Fabric
Ring-spun cotton, 180 GSM
// Fit
Cropped and fitted.
// Care
Cold wash inside out.
// Shipping
US-based fulfillment. All prices USD. Preorders ship in 2–4 weeks. See shipping & returns.
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